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And I hope a woman would have more respect for herself than to change her body to please a man who felt his preferences outweighed her body's natural form. The neurologist admitted she didn't really know what that meant, and referred us to an endocrinologist.

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As I see it, that's a percent improvement. By the end of my lifetime [] you will be able to hold every word of the Library of Congress in your hands, and they will have passed a law against it. Tell that to Beethoven and he'll kick your ass! When I'm having a really bad day, and it seems that people are trying to piss me off, that it takes 42 muscles to frown, and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me.

Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals.

Now give me my cigarettes. And people call me paranoid. Now all they do is screw your taxes. It can make you shoot at tax collectors and miss. Our founding fathers would have never tolerated any of this crap. For God's sake, they were blowing peoples' heads off because they put a tax on their breakfast beverage. And it wasn't even coffee.

But there's no income. I've heard good things about it! Give me another beer. Emacs is a great operating system -- it lacks a good editor, though. People use it when they don't know what to say. It is the duty of every patriot to hate his country creatively. They come in sweet and they go out cold, and you know this scene must be growing old.

When it snows, you have two choices: The difficulty is to find them to do. Never lose a chance: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. Dick, "What the Dead Men Say", link. Jim Ignatowski "Taxi" link. People used to think it's good for you. The customer will find the largest hole and slide through it.

Threads are for people who can't program state machines. Travel is very educational. I can now say Kaopectate in seven different languages. I don't do drugs anymore because I find I can get the same effect just by standing up really fast.

I got a sweater for Christmas. I wanted a screamer or a moaner. I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected. In our age there is no such thing as "keeping out of politics. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. I just couldn't see myself coming to work.

If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. I think that is how dogs spend their lives. He does nothing for political reasons. These two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.

You've got to execute people. How else are they going to learn? Milne's 'House at Pooh Corner' link. If they are easy to solve, somebody else has solved them. All liberty is individual liberty. Any other conclusion would necessarily imply either privilege or servitude. It is your fellow workers who are ordered to work for the Government every time an appropriation bill is passed. It is much more important to kill bad bills than to pass good ones. In democracy the streets may be unsafe after dark, but the most likely visitor in the early hours will be the milkman.

Well, what of it? The first one is at least disposed of. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty, and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible for public office. The state, in truth, is degraded in its very nature: After all the only way to ensure the equality of the slothful, the inept and the immoral is to suppress everyone else.

It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet that did not commit suicide. Laws provide against injury from others; but not from ourselves. I'm from the government and I'm here to help.

I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. I know it's hard when you're up to your armpits in alligators to remember you came here to drain the swamp. If any were, business would hire them away.

If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidise it. It's like electricity - we don't really know what it is, but it's a force that can light a room. All are woven into the great fabric of our national well-being.

We cannot hold fast to some only, and abandon others that, for the moment, we find inconvenient. If one American fundamental is prostrated, others in the end will surely fall. United States U. They're courting disaster by encouraging others to use the same means to eliminate portions of the Constitution they don't like. Secretary of State Madeline Albright, 20 Mar link. Anthony , speech in San Franscisco, July link.

District of Columbia, A. If you don't have a gun, freedom of speech has no power. Times, Oct 15, We seek not your counsel, nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains set lightly upon you; and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen. On the contrary, it was the fact that life, liberty, and property existed beforehand that caused men to make laws in the first place. You throw the ball, you catch the ball, you hit the ball.

Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes it rains. Don't think, it can only hurt the ball club. It's more fun than being good. When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunkydunk. It's like my dad always said, "When you got nothing special, you got nothing special to lose. JPG" - anon link. I mean, if you can prove it, it means they screwed up somewhere along the line. Huxley, "Lay Sermons", link. They are always wooing goddesses and marrying mere mortals.

Doubt is not a pleasant state of mind, but certainty is absurd. He gives the appearance of it, but I suspect some financial difficulties. Heinlein, "Stranger in a Strange Land," link. There is no humor in heaven. Shaw, "The Rejected Statement" link. Nixon, interview with David Frost, May 19, link. They think they're listening. We are not the only experiment. Tawney, "Religion and the Rise of Capitalism," link. Smith, November 13, link. Johnson, State of the Union, January 4, link.

If a man wants to make a million dollars, the best way would be to start a new religion. Man is certainly stark mad: Douglas, dissent, Ullmann vs. It's only an hour's drive away if your car could go straight upwards. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand.

I beat people up. Coleman, Address, Detroit Chamber of Commerce, link. Dooley's Philosophy," link. Bossuet, "Politics from Holy Writ," link. Wasting one's youth is better than doing nothing at all with it. Do not drink Jack Daniels after midnight. You're lookin' pretty sharp tonight. A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.

You can't live with them, can't leave 'em on the curb when you're done with them. Alcohol is your enemy. He went around pointing out errors in the way things were done. They fed him hemlock. I believe every human has a finite number of heartbeats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.

I'm the guy with the GUN! Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock. Grab it and run. You need only reflect that one of the best ways to get yourself a reputation as a dangerous citizen these days is to go about repeating the very phrases which our founding fathers used in the great struggle for independence. Bill Gates is an unscrupulous businessman and a big, fat liar.

This is not a scoop. Do you feel you're a star? I see stars sometimes, though. Not even Microsoft can make us all upgrade our routers. My sources are unreliable, but their information is fascinating. Tragedy is when I stub my toe.

I think that's all I need to say. When it comes to humility, I'm the greatest. Michael Moore is just like P. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

That group dynamic, and then helping them to grow as people and basketball players. It's hard to get players to give in to the group and become selfless as opposed to selfish. Sometimes you don't know where one leaves off and the other begins. Okay, so you made a dunk. Get back down the floor on defense! Fans don't understand our lives and what we go through. They don't look at us as humans. We love the fans because they support and love the game, but at the same time it hurts when they turn their back on us.

I don't do things half-heartedly. Because I know if I do, then I can expect half-hearted results. I kinda know these things. I've worked at 7-Eleven. All my life it's been about pressure and having to get it done. Just because you say it publicly, it does not make me afraid of it or make me shy away from it.

I have basically been in the gym everyday working on my game, working on the time off that I've had from the game, just getting myself prepared mentally and physically for the season.

He knew the game and he was smart. This was something I felt I should do. I've lost almost games. Twenty-six times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. So this is my second home. That's one of the best things about our business, all the kids you get to meet.

It's a shame they have to grow up to be regular people and come to the games and call you names. Stepping up and making the big basket or being involved in a key play. It's being able to take it as well as dish it out. That's the only way you're going to get respect from the players. If you tell a teammate you're ready to play as tough as you're able to, you'd better go out there and do it. Players will see right through a phony.

And they can tell when you're not giving it all you've got. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. Not some kind of a side-show. The ones who become stars are the ones who have a head on their shoulders and know how to use it. We don't have all the answers. Look at it from my side. There's no question about that. He did things that a lot of players could never do, and still to this day players can't do those things, so the honors that he's had are definitely deserved. I get up every morning.

I'm in the gym. I run a couple miles. I lift weights, and then I'm at work until o'clock at night. Although I think Michael Finley and I will be friends forever. I make sure I get a lot of vegetables, a lot of fruit.

I am a big fruit man, I am a vegetable man anyway. And I also get a lot of rest. That's the key I may be up early, but I'm in bed early too. Then I reminded them, 'Hey, I'm rich'.

All my friends played basketball though, so I stuck with basketball. We worked so hard as a team to reach that moment that it was very satisfying to beat Indiana and reach the Finals.

I needed Larry and I gave him 50 million bucks. This is a situation that I'm in and I'll handle it and I'll make it work. I wish I was on the phone less, but I have been fortunate to stay in touch with so many incredible friends. I can't see having anyone else as my heroes. I found only brief interludes of satisfaction. It was like my whole life had been about my whole basketball career.

I like simplicity and for my time to be my own, so that I have the freedom to devote the majority of it to Islam. She's a great lady. Has been a profound influence in my life, still is to this day. Born in meager surroundings in rural South Carolina. One day a special record was heard and that was it. I was hooked, started trying to play various instruments and was off to bar land to become a rock star.

They're the only group that will support you if you score zero or you score He instilled in me the feeling that no matter how successful you are you have a responsibility to help others. These were the guys who took me under their wing, and really schooled me in terms of what the business was about.

Maybe you have to rebound better, shoot better, hit free throws, handle the ball, defend better. You have to do all those things in the course of a game. I don't think there will ever be another player to have the same impact on the game of basketball as Michael Jordan.

People are trying to invent stars. If I don't keep changing. They are passionate about their team. We win we're great, lose and we're the worst. But you can't overreact to the fans. We can play pick and pop. There is no answer! Rich white, rich blacks, it doesn't matter.

I thought I was, and I thought I could be. What other people thought was really always irrelevant to me. We all speak of it badly, but it has not fallen out of fashion. Look at Duncan, Shaq, Kobe. Look at the players with Sacramento. The have a really good basketball team. Don't give an inch until the final buzzer sounds.

My family was French, but Yorkville was a melting pot of races and cultures. See if there's a demand. A lot of people have great ideas, but they don't know if there's a need for it.

You also have to research your competition. It involves intelligence, it involves many of the things that you learn during the process of being educated.

How to analyze, how to assess, how to equate, how to reason. It's really on us to turn this thing around. I think this last month we've done just that.

We've pointed ourself in the direction that we want to be, and I think we're starting to head towards that. Right now we're in a nice rhythm. Some are just really great all-around players. So you have to change your game. Like you can't question why two plus two is four. So don't question it, don't try to look it up. I don't know who made it, all I know is it was put in my head that two plus two is four.

So certain things happen. Why does it rain? Why am I so sexy? Even if it does look like he hasn't eaten in a while. But I made my decision. A lot of people really don't know the Pythagorean Theory. They don't make them like me anymore. They don't want to make them like that anymore. I didn't want to get too high over the good moments because I didn't want to be saddened and depressed when things didn't go as I had planned. We have so many weapons. You can just pick your poison.

You're sitting at your house, thinking up this wild, crazy stuff as to how it's going to go, and the other guys are sitting at their houses doing the same thing. We all know that I was not one of the 50 greatest, I was one of the 25 greatest - in my mind. However, we are still only one win behind them. If we continue to improve, we should be on the top of our division at the end of the regular season. Not just saying that you learn from it, but applying the things that you have learned.

That's the way it will always be. It was better for us. We had more coaches and mentors to help us. A lot of the younger players today suffer from a lack of direction. Other than that, it's still the same game. Hitting those shots and having the crowd go crazy helps boost our confidence. We love our fans. I think people got the idea I was sullen and couldn't communicate, which wasn't true. It feels great to have my hard work pay off, especially when the fans made it hard for me.

The second year was a little bit easier, but still difficult. It took me five years to get it out of me. It was a difficult moment, a difficult time. It demands loyalty and responsibility, and it gives me back fulfillment and peace. A lot of people have died since I have announced. This disease is not going anywhere. It became part of people's sports lore. We've been going over some drills that make all of us have to communicate.

I still believe I am blue collar among the All-Stars. I think they need to look around and stop taking themselves so seriously. Now, I don't know, these guys today don't want to do anything like that.

You just play who is put in front of you. You can't replace that. They are all very talented and can shoot at anytime from anywhere. It is a loss that turns to arthritis and settles deep into her bones. I always believe in her. I love how she becomes exactly like me. I only hope she will be a better mom more than me. Treats her same and most especially loves her the same. Someone who sings with her, who helps in cleaning the house and someone, she can be with her most of the time.

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