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23 Real-Life Dating Disasters That Will Make You Cringe

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We met up and for the next hour, he read me the texts to him from the soon-to-be ex. He ordered drinks and appetizers etc. I don't drink, at all. At the end of dinner he said we'll split the check down the middle. Then he asked me if 'Autumn wanted to go back to Eric's place now' to which I replied, 'I'll have to ask her and get back to you.

The drinks came and one of them spilled on the table, he stopped the waitress from wiping it up and proceeded to slurp it off of the table and said 'these drinks ain't cheap' as though he was paying. Then he spent the rest of the night on his phone.

He told me to come to his house for a 'big surprise' I get over there and there's about 50 people I've never seen before on his lawn. One guy was standing in the middle giving a casual presentation It was a pyramid scheme. The guy had invited me over for a pyramid scheme. Finally I asked what he was looking at. He said, confidently I might add, 'look at the tits on that one!

Suffice it to say, I left pretty quickly after that. He went on to say he liked to wear them. I came down with a headache real quick and left my coffee sitting I can't do this. We ordered our drinks and he immediately paid, chugged his beer, looked me up and down and said 'yeah I can't do this,' and left me there.

We watched a movie, he tried to get handsy and got visibly aroused although I didn't reciprocate. He walked me to my car and as I was leaving slapped me right in between my legs and said 'now you'll never forget me.

Get top stories and blog posts emailed to me each day. Newsletters may offer personalized content or advertisements. Lambert via Getty Images. He drives up and down the main street downtown, sort of hot rodding, trying to scare me. Then he takes me to a little burger joint. Here is the real kicker though: Weeks later I found out from friends that he had been bragging to his buddies including mutual friends that he decided not to date me because he used the downtown windows to check out how I looked on the back of his motorcycle, and he decided I was too fat.

I went out for dinner and a movie with a guy. At both places, I offered to pay multiple times and he insisted that he get it. I went on my first date with a guy on my high school bowling team. Needless to say, I quit the bowling team and avoided him like the plague.

A cute guy asked me out, and so I went with him. So I go in carrying my three dollars and he pulls a ten-dollar bill yes, you read that right, a ten dollar bill from the ATM and we order. I only order the sandwich, he orders a huge meal. It comes to 2. We go back to his place and we sit there eating with his family wandering around, and I dive into my disgusting fast food. I eat most of it, and we go into his room. He also reveals to me that his dad is a pastor and anybody who believes in Halloween is evil.

He was attractive and fit, and nothing about my interactions with him would have led me to believe this would happen. I met this guy through some friends. He was in the Navy, so I figured he could be disciplined and responsible. We chatted a lot on Facebook before actually meeting, because he was always out on the sea. One day we decided to finally meet and go on a date to the mall and movies.

When I saw him he looked normal just like on his pictures. He saw me and approached to hug me and after he did, he licked my face. I just wanted to leave so I pretended I got a text and that I had to leave immediately.

And I just ran away as everybody looked at me. So embarrassing…months later thanks to some friends I found out the dude was married ever since we first met lol. Second date with this girl in SF. After sushi, we meet up with her friends. One of them just knows it all, putting everyone down, giving the waitress at the bar shit. And then she is complaining how hard it is to date. And then they stormed out. The waitress was standing there the whole time.

A few hours went by while we talked. Everything seemed to be going pretty smoothly. Then we decide to go for a ride after the coffee, since it was bit chilly had to roll up the car windows. I soon realized that her mouth is the source of that godawful smell. So then I offer her cigarette , by offering I mean, I practically begged her to smoke in the car, which in hindsight was a bad idea, cause now, I was in a car filled with smoke and bad breath.

Also, now her blabbering, which I had found cute until a few minutes ago at the cafe was a source of grief. She gives me the directions and we end up in a secluded parking spot.

I knew what was gonna happen next, and the thought of kissing her just made me puke in my own mouth. This was my chance to get out, I told her goodbye and just got my ass out of there as soon as I could.

Met a girl on Tinder and we decide to go to brunch. She was really weird about not drinking a single drop if she was driving. About 15 minutes after we sat down, she proceeds to tell me how she just got out of prison for manslaughter involving a DUI.

That kind of killed the mood. He seemed like a nice guy, good job, great conversation, lots in common. Full credit to him for being upfront. He gave me the details so I could go and check it out online, etc.

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